GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book.